Fireside Chats with Cap'n Scarlet Scallywag

I’ve just realized that passive aggressive tumblr posts are hilarious.

It’s weird. I’m trying to be all manly and then I go and post pictures of cute animals all over my tumblr.

I don’t even care, brah.

But seriously, CORGI YOU SO CUTE WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A SPONGE? CORGIS DON’T NEED SPONGES.

Oh nothing. Just a dog with bunny ears and a carrot.

OH HAI YOU DOIN SOMETHING?

That settles it. Red pandas are the cutest things in the world.

ALISON YOU’RE AMAZING